# Quotes

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I'm studying effects of negative reinforcement on ESP ability


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Yes.  It’s the Staypuft Marshmallow Man.


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Shoo manna too Tanka Ya Yea Lo, Ne Ka To Ne Peesh Ne Ya Yeah Lo


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Excuse me.  Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?


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Inquiry: When you smell the flowers, are they afraid?


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Melodic: Everybody!  "He's got the whole world in his nose."


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Meteorological: Everybody take cover.  She's going to blow.


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Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.


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The negative stuff is easier to believe.  Ever notice that?


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Appreciative:  Oooo, how original.  Most people just have their teeth capped.


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I have one word for you Benjamin.  Plastics.


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Commercial:  Hi, I'm Earl Shibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95


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A lot of people go to school for seven years.  They're called Doctors.


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I don't think we are in Kansas anymore, Toto.


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Two in the box, ready to go.  We be fast and … they be slow.


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Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?  And you won't be angry? I will NOT be angry.  Abby someone.  Abby someone. Abby who?  Abby Normal.


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Then you and Victor were…  YES! YES! Say it! He vas my... BOYFRIEND!


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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!


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I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love.  Benedick: With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord. Not with love.


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Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much.


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Done to death by slanderous tongues, was the Hero that here lies: Death, in guerdon of her wrongs, gives her fame which never dies. So the life that died with shame lives in death with glorious fame.


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Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more. Men were deceivers ever. One foot in sea and one on shore, to one thing constant never. Then sigh not so but let them go and be you blithe and bonny, converting all your sounds of woe into hey nonny nonny.


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It is possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signor Benedick?


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I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.


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Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly; they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.


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Spit's all that's holding me together, too.


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We may be witnessing a Biblical prophecy come true--the beasts will reign over the earth.


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You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin temple.


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Don't think! Feeeeeeeel. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon.


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Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.


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The complete lack of humility for nature that's being displayed here is staggering.


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Dr. Alan Grant: You married?  Ian Malcolm: Occasionally.


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We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet.


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Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


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God help us; we're in the hands of engineers.


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Mr. Hammond, I have decided not to endorse your park.


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Yes, John. But when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.


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God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs…  Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...


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Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.


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Escaping! We can't start escaping now! What would future generations think of us!?


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He won't get far on hot air and fantasy.


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I'm back! I got lips again and I'm gonna use 'em, baby!


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All science trembles at the searing logic of your fiery intellect.


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Generals can do anything, there's nothing so much like a god on earth as a General on a battlefield.


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Up men, up! And let no man forget today that you are from old Virginia!


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Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive.


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It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.


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Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. What truth?  There is no spoon.


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This equipment doesn't fit.  Coach:  No, it's you that don't fit.


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Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.


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I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg!


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And, at this point in time, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are wrong. I am right.


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To be a good soldier you must love the army. To be a good commander you must be able to order the death of the thing you love.


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This is not millitary issue, airman. What sort of uniform is that?  Cronauer: Cretan camouflage sir. If you want to blend in with a bunch of drunken Greeks there's nothing better.


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First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say the weather is the same all the time here. Because it's not. In fact, it's two degrees colder today than yesterday.   Two degrees colder, me without my muff.


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And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen.


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I passed! [hugging a stranger] I passed! I wish we'd known each other... this is a little awkward.


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They have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that.  Richard: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.


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God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh! She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push.


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The difference between Cal's taste in art and mine is that I have some. They're fascinating. Like being in a dream or something. There's truth but no logic.


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I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I'm gonna go or who I'm gonna meet. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people.


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Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?  Rose: I'd rather be his whore than your wife


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Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?


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Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!

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Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!


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I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone.


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You were wrong about me. What if I'm right about them?


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What are you talking about? He doesn't die. He rides off into the sunset, and that kid says "Come back, Shane!"
Sabian: That's a common misconception, in the last frame he's slumped over on his horse.
I like westerns, like Shane. 
I didn't know that.


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Susan:  I want to spend the night with you.  Josh: You mean like sleep over?


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I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh?


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I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.


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The maple syrup always goes on the table before the pancakes.


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Oh my God! They've shot him!  Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop!  It’s the end of the quarter!


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I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps!  He was drafted.


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This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum! And it's your fault!


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Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment?


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By that time I'll just be finishing my two year contract with Guiding Light coinciding with your first year as starting quarterback for the Steelers.


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You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that's balanced!


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If you're going to bury the truth make sure it stays buried.


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My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.


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Hearts and kidneys are tinkertoys! I'm talking about the central nervous system!


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Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring? No. Thank you. Some varm milk... perhaps? No, thank you very much.  Ovaltine? Nothing! Thank you. I'm a little tired.  Then I vill say... goodnight.  Goodnight!


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She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. And she *will*. It is a mathematical certainty.


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I saw my whole life as if I had already lived it. An endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter.  I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back


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A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets.


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Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.


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Terrific! I've got a trig mid-term tommorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.


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It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word.


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Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got.


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So then people would see me walking down the street and say, "There goes Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was in the game."


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I guess some mistakes you never stop paying for.


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Batting practice tomorrow, be there!  Roy Hobbs: I have been. Every day.


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We are men of action, lies do not become us.


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Probably he means no harm.  He's really very short on charm.


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That Vizzini, he can fuss.  Fuss, fuss - I think he like to scream at us.


