TITLE: You Might Be a Runner If... AUTHOR: Eugene Wallingford DATE: December 06, 2005 4:19 PM DESC: Winter has come to Iowa, and the most dedicated runners are challenged to stay on the roads. ----- BODY: You might be a runner if...
  1. ... you get back from your morning run to find that the temperature has risen to 12 degrees. Fahrenheit. Below zero.
  2. ... you make plans to go to your office to do some work that will take the rest of the day, so you schedule your daily run for just before you go in. At 4 o'clock. AM. And it is cold. (Go to #1.)
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy. (Though my colleagues in the office are more likely to offer me a sign, courtesy of Bill Engvall.) -----