TITLE: Twitter Replies That No One Asked For AUTHOR: Eugene Wallingford DATE: October 02, 2022 9:13 AM DESC: ----- BODY: I've been pretty quiet on Twitter lately. One reason is that my daily schedule has been so different for the last six or eight weeksr: I've been going for bike rides with my wife at the end of the work day, which means I'm most likely to be reading Twitter late in the day. By then, many of the threads I see have played themselves out. Maybe I should jump in anyway? Even after more than a decade, I'm not sure I know how to Twitter properly. Here are a few Twitter replies that no one asked for and that I chose not to send at the time. • When people say, "That's the wrong question to ask", what they often seem to mean -- and should almost always say -- is, "That's not the question I would have asked." • No, I will not send you a Google Calendar invite. I don't use Google Calendar. I don't even put every event into the calendaring system I *do* use. • Yes, I will send you a Zoom link. • COVID did not break me for working from home. Before the pandemic, I almost never worked at home during the regular work day. As a result, doing so felt strange when the pandemic hit us all so quickly. But I came first to appreciate and then to enjoy it, for many of the same reasons others enjoy it. (And I don't even have a long or onerous commute to campus!) Now, I try to work from home one day a week when schedules allow. • COVID also did not break me for appreciating a quiet and relatively empty campus. Summer is still a great time to work on campus, when the pace is relaxed and most of the students who are on campus are doing research. Then again, so is fall, when students return to the university, and spring, when the sun returns to the world. The takeaway: It's usually a great time to be on campus. I realize that some of these replies in absentia are effectively subtweets at a distance. All the more reason to post them here, where everyone who reads them has chosen to visit my blog, rather in a Twitter thread filled with folks who wouldn't know me from Adam. They didn't ask for my snark. I do stand by the first bullet as a general observation. Most of us -- me included! -- would do better to read everyone else's tweets and blog posts as generously as possible. -----